So here we are…The disgruntled, derranged, broken, broke, violent, and undeniable…The Poor and Angry. Man, what a great fuckin medium to come and get some shit off my chest. I mean really this world and being being so PC all the time wears me thin. Seriously this world driven by trends, advice columns, Oprah, network television, self help books and over the counter stimulants wants to keep us quiet and buying shit. Feeding the machine if you will. So given the opportunity to come let some heat out on this site may do me some good…
I mean I haven’t been to jail for long periods. However, I did find my in Grey Bar Hotel for a night because I forgot to pay a fuckin “NO INSPECTION STICKER TICKET”. Such bullshit, but what other treatment would you expect in a town called Gun Barrel City. Luckily I enjoy an over microwaved pot pie and shitting in front of a camera. The cops there are like Nazis with downs syndrome.
I have however been broke most of my life and didn’t grow up in with the Beev and Wally. No No money has always been short and tensions high.
Its a pretty classic story. Divorced parents, GED, over weight, currently unemployed, drink too much, loud…Ladies I’m the whole package.
I could probably dedicate a whole Myspace account just for people that hate me.
So I think I will fit in well here.
Seems the problem is that somewhere in the turbulence that is my life I picked up on somethings and thankfully I can share them here with all of you.
Anyway I figure I would just show up and introduce myself…we can high five later.
I found this via our new subscriber Sabydacceta (Thanks!).
It’s a little hard to fathom how someone put this together – it looks like it took a lot of time, but it gets the point across – and it’s very funny! (Mike must be Poor and Angry!)
After looking around the intarweb and deciding that the old site was complete garbage, I decided to make it look just a little more pleasing to the eye with a WordPress theme. Everything needs to be updated, and purtied up. So, I took out the player, cleaned up the joint a little bit, and I’ll be throwing all the clothes and music and beats and BS up shortly!
I don’t think there’s anything a person that’s poor and angry loves more than ramen noodles. They’re cheap as hell, and they keep forever! Not only that, but you can whip them up in about 5 minutes, so you can continue playing video games and smoking weed.
Some corporate genius must have noticed that the ramen consumption is going up nationally, because out of nowhere, the price doubled. I really don’t see how this is justified – a 100 percent price raise? Well, even at that cost, I suppose it’s still easy to live for a week for a couple of bucks.
But even that has its own price. Have you ever tried to eat nothing but ramen noodles (and 40′s of Olde English malt liquor) for a week straight? I had that unfortunate experience – it was not a pretty sight. Good thing the sink was close enough to the toilet so that I could release sodium water from both orifices simultaneously.
It’s a good thing that ramen is still cheap and affordable. How else would we get our daily requirement of thousands of milligrams of sodium? I mean, you’re not going to get that from a salad – unless you smother it in ranch or italian dressing by WishBone. But have you seen how much THAT stuff costs? You’d be a fool not to save your dough and get some dehydrated enriched wheat product…. a value that LASTS!
