So here we are…The disgruntled, derranged, broken, broke, violent, and undeniable…The Poor and Angry. Man, what a great fuckin medium to come and get some shit off my chest. I mean really this world and being being so PC all the time wears me thin. Seriously this world driven by trends, advice columns, Oprah, network television, self help books and over the counter stimulants wants to keep us quiet and buying shit. Feeding the machine if you will. So given the opportunity to come let some heat out on this site may do me some good…
I mean I haven’t been to jail for long periods. However, I did find my in Grey Bar Hotel for a night because I forgot to pay a fuckin “NO INSPECTION STICKER TICKET”. Such bullshit, but what other treatment would you expect in a town called Gun Barrel City. Luckily I enjoy an over microwaved pot pie and shitting in front of a camera. The cops there are like Nazis with downs syndrome.
I have however been broke most of my life and didn’t grow up in with the Beev and Wally. No No money has always been short and tensions high.
Its a pretty classic story. Divorced parents, GED, over weight, currently unemployed, drink too much, loud…Ladies I’m the whole package.
I could probably dedicate a whole Myspace account just for people that hate me.
So I think I will fit in well here.
Seems the problem is that somewhere in the turbulence that is my life I picked up on somethings and thankfully I can share them here with all of you.
Anyway I figure I would just show up and introduce myself…we can high five later.
Thanks,
P-Town
yo, P, I just fixed a little bug that wasn’t showing the comments link from the post… so now that’s out of the way.
Well if you didnt know……well now you know…
I wish to with hold and
Mornin,
I’d like to add to that little blog of P-town’s. a big “Fuck You” and a “Suck my Dick”…… This goes out to everyone who assumes that that my kind words are aimed at them directly…You suck at this thing we call life in my book and their is nothing you can do about it.
So,
Effective immediately i will No longer be accepting applications for your shit. Yea I have been bit of a shitfuck if i don’t mind saying so myself for quite some time now. This is due to lack of my interest in hearing what you think, your opinions about whatever you think you my or may not know about me. However, this is not limited to the certain criteria mentioned.
This means your Great fucking ideas, and your winning “Hey buddy” attitude. That Shit coated smile that you mock up circus clown 2 dollar hooker everyday face. You are stealing our polluted air and you should be prosecuted to death.
Please don’t misconstrue this as a passive aggressive attempt to cry about how much i cant stand BULLSHIT and the fucks that hold this mentality. Please don’t test me or walk around like your swigin the biggest dick in the room. Cause I’m a pretty happy person (I shit glitter).
It is those who possess this quality of life still if you will, that make me want to shove dirt under my eye lids and get in a high speed chase in with bus full of burn victims covered in GAS and smoking cigarettes.
It’s merely here to make you aware that i will not hesitate to lay you the fuck down and read you an accelerated reader ‘Hank the cow dog’ book and poke you with a stick.
I am a firm believer in the mentality of the “I do what i want.” their is just a handful of you out their that don’t own it. Can never admit a fault and man everybody loves to see you show up.
I know that I tend to be a bit quiet for the most part. Drinking water at your bar and not coming to all those great fucking parties where everyone and their dog is at talking that same ole shit about the sane ole shit!
wow, Mr. Soape, let ‘em have it!
whoever ‘em is? lol
Ok, I’m testing this out right quick.